My Extended Essay Is Due Tomorrow

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You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not. You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.

You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not. You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.

You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???

You realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before. You complain that you can't store notes on your graphing calculator for the IB English exam.

While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually understand the material. You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso. You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.

You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.

Your Physics teacher knows how to say "outstanding" in over 30 languages, yet chooses "cool beans!

You're disappointed when you only get 100% on a test. You go insane from trying to work Pythagoras' constant and the golden rule into said equation. You succeed in mathematically correctly adding above to said formula without changing number bases. Pressed for time, you conclude a history essay with, "And they lived happily every after. You get into a slugging match over priority for the library photocopier. It's essential to learn to live with occasional failures. You actually worry about the 105% you have in math. You find that you overreact when you get 2 points marked off on your homework. You find that you spend more time sleeping in class than at home. The bags under your eyes are heavier than the ones carrying your textbooks. Your contacts are so thick that you have trouble closing your eyes. You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand. You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class. You actually put the apostrophe in front of the word " 'cause. You think MTV is a formula for mass, temperature and volume. You have the chemical formula and steps of synthesis for caffeine memorized. You still think Beavis and Butthead is a true-to-life TV show about "normal high school". You look foward to hell week because you think hell would be an improvement on your current situation. You haven't seen light in so long you glow in the dark. You find yourself thinking "Without stress my life would be empty." 148. You wonder about things like what would happen if your car traveled at the speed of light and your turned your lights on. Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list. You enjoy finding out the hard way why normal distribution should work.,, and Books-A-Million offered to give you a free shipment/order each so you took full advantage of it and are now banned from those stores/sites (it took 6 semis to deliver the orders! You understand that the list skipped from 77 to 89 for one sole reason: LACK OF SLEEP. You've consulted tarot cards for hints on a History test. You've developed an imprint of your book bag in your back. Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.


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